(BOG LORE) "EMERGENCY BROADCAST": GOLF COURSE SIGHTED WITHIN THE PERIMETER. PLEASE REMAIN INDOORS!
--Bog and Siltiax in deep discussion about a reported appearance of evil. A golf course was observed materializing within our perimeter and must be removed. Greenlight2K remains operational; this is just a temporary, minor setback visited upon us by The Gate's trickery. Try not to be too frightened—it will be gone by tomorrow. We are aware how this can be problematic for rest, but an extra cuddle with swamp teddy and waterfall recordings should help calm those nerves.--