(BOG LORE/BOG REVIEW) "SHITE FIGHTER" – "ALL YOU CAN CRAP" (COMEDY HORROR LORE / STREET FIGHTER MOVIE COMMENTARY)
Today, The Gate sent a new monster to face Bog. "Shite Fighter." Bog was taken off guard for a moment when Sonic Turd took round 1 with combinations of "All You Can Crap," "Hadocrap," and "Spinning Star Shit." Bog remembered the 21st-century toilet, recently encountered, and quickly called on comms for The Rinser . A tactical deep flush was deployed and the Shite Fighter heard him say, "You're flushed, f*-c-k- your sequel." Bog's Thoughts: Cringe effects. Cringe action sequences. Few animated scenes better than the live action. Worse dialogue than golf commentary. Sh*t-t-y movie. Almost as bad as soccer and golf.