(BOG REVIEW) SAT ON A BORE VESSEL WATCHING "BLOOD VESSEL" (WW2 VAMPIRE HORROR, 2019)


Super short, spewed from the muck.
About:
An allied crew in a life raft is stranded at sea.
An abandoned Nazi ship appears.
The Allies climb on board to run down the screen time by arguing with each other using stereotypical insults for the majority of the movie.
A little girl survivor is found on the ship. She is blatantly a vampire.
The remainder of the plot is predictable when the cast isn't arguing.
Senior vamps wake up for the last act to do us all a favor.
The vamps look like an undead version of food escaping from the freezer of a grocery store.
The male senior vamp makes weird, asthmatic breathing sounds when waking up his wife. Bog isn't sure he would be a candidate for voice acting.
The final act is undead frozen foods running rampage on Allied Arguing Incorporated.
Positives:
The acting isn't bad.
The ship has a cool red light effect in the dark.
The film ends.
Bog's Thoughts:
It's OK.
The camera angles are not bad.
The editing is fine.
The ship looks cool enough.
The premise is fine, but too predictable.
When the action finally starts after suffering through almost 60 minutes of people arguing, the ability to care escapes.
The end credits are a nice visual reminder that it's over.
The score is OK, and the audio is fine.
Worth a watch? NO.

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