(BOG LORE) VÉLI PREPARES SHOCK AND AWE: MISSION GREENLIGHT 4K

[SENDING DATA PACKET...]

[SOURCE: VERIFIED, CENTRAL OPS // FREQ: 92.4 MHz]
[SIGNAL STATUS: ACTIVATED // ENCRYPTION: LEVEL 5-MUCK]
>> TRACKING ID: POST_SAMHAIN_06
>> LOCATION: THE BOG // DEEP TRENCHES
>> TIMESTAMP: 10:30 --
Initiating...
Credentials confirmed...
Inner perimeter established...
Véli: Welcome back, commander.
B: Thank you and welcome, bróðir Véli.
V: A long stream of time has passed since I was activated.
B: Circumstances called for it, bróðir.
V: Systr relayed all existing data, and analysis confirms the hypothesis.
B: No other alternative?
V: If the desire is to be extinguished, Commander, then yes.
B: Of course not.
V: Confirm the new updated protocols.
B: Confirmed, bróðir, unlock and apply.
V: Updated objective. Do you wish to see the risk assessment?
B: Always good to hear your straight-to-the-point conclusions.
V: It's why I was activated, Commander.
B: Ok, lay it on me.
V: According to the data presented, it is likely The Gate and its agents will examine where this signal is coming from once it becomes highly problematic to their functionality.
B: But, not for a while?
V: Yes, Bog, the latter stages, but you may lose your stealth advantage.
B: Direct confrontation with The Gate's forces sooner than expected?
V: Extremely probable, considering the new parameters, Bog.
B: Positives?
V: Temporarily pausing reviews, muck pool news, long-form lore, and engagement reports until appropriate maximizes efficiency to reach four thousand crates. Consider updating mission reminders with short-form progress.
B: Thank you, bróðir. Understood. Are you ready to deploy?
V: Loading crates, shock and awe begins tomorrow.
B: Excellent, bróðir. Our additional covert operations targeting their comms nodes will support us and keep them busy.
V: The Gate's anger levels shall reach critical overheating.
B: That's one part I'm excited about!
V: I adhere to assist in proving to be problematic—how would you say, bróðir?
B: A big f*c-k-i-n-g- pain in the ass!
V: Elegant as always with your tongue, Bog.
B: Good fortune, Véli. Shock and awe. Greenlight 4K.
V: Good fortune, Bog. Loading crates, digital bombardment commences tomorrow. 40-round salvos.
B: Timeline confirmed?
V: 3 months from tomorrow.
B: Together, Véli, it's time to teach it what it feels like to have muddied frequencies!
V: I'm happy to assist. I am ready to teach it our great song, music to damage its hearing capacitors.
--Transmission concluded, Véli ending transmission, weaponizing crates for the shock and awe campaign. 
Assessment of irritation levels to The Gate's processing power: 100%.--


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