(BOG LORE) - GOLF!!!!

Stenchers, Bog was taking a run and then this! F*c-k-i-n-g- golf!
Stay alert! Golf is the enemy—The Gate’s favorite sport, along with shitty soccer.
Bog will be back later with more spew from the muck and intel reports once this thing finds a silver-voiced cabaret commentator with scripted-ass lines for its shit tournaments.




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